Where to begin? Probably from the beginning right? Okay here we go:
First of all you see I've took a week off from work. Maybe I mentioned that in a previous post but I'm too lazy to check. So I'll start with Friday morning. Got up and packed up to head out to the doggy bizkit's house, including his spider "Precious". Left out of town at about 8:30am for my 194 mile drive to Ottertail, MN. Along the way was pretty boring. The night before I downloaded some self help shit which was really boring, (not the stuff I mentioned last post), some hypnosis shit about "How to read a person like a book" and something like mega memory or something. And man it really sucked! It's sucked so bad it's now laying along US-10 West Mile post 80 I think. Yep threw that shit right out the fucking window and continued along with my drive. With my photographic memory I didn't even have to call the dog for directions to there cabin, I found it with no problem. So it took 3.5 hrs to get there and now the fun begins right? My first impression when pulling into the driveway was "wow I'm in for some excitement" You see horses in the yard and nobody out and about. "Where's my friends the dog and bubbles?" I thought to myself, but as soon as I shut my truck off they hollered to me from inside the cabin. Here I thought I was all alone, and they knew I was coming but they where there. So here I was there finally and I brought out the gifts that I brought (2 cases of beer/ 1 bottle of Jim Beam) let the party begin. Not! There was other things to do first, like running into town to get food for later so I didn't want to start drinking but that really didn't happen, bubbles kids where coming over and where going to get food and cigs. So I said time to start drinking, this all started about 1pm. Me and the dog went over to Jessie "James" house to visit. (I can't tell what I did here on this post because too many people will read it.) But let me tell you I was wasted by about 2pm. Yea, I'm a light-weight drinker. So after James visit came back to the cabin, wait I have something to say about James. "He's really a cool dude, thanks James!!!" There with that out of the way, so back to the cabin, and bubbles kids where there. So me and the dog started a fire and we hung out there pretty late into the evening. It was a very good time we had getting all fucked up by a fire, watching and being watched buy 4 horses. Shit the fence, I forgot about the fucking electric fence, yep I got zapped!!! Don't ever get zapped by one it will put to the ground quickly "and it makes things tingle that haven't got the tingle in it for awhile, if you know what I mean" This is like writing a fucking book! I'm not even done yet!! I'll have to really skip a lot of went on there other wise this will never end! I'll just go on to Saturday now and show tell highlights of that night. Okay Saturday morning I was suppose to get the dog and bubbles down to the Renaissance Festival in Shokopee, MN but he talked me out of it, I knew he would, but that's okay I understand, my cuz and the ex-wife doesn't but they have to understand the doggybizkit doesn't have much money to go "even with free tickets" I really don't think it would have been fun for them. So we stayed there and I call my friend Snuffy to come out and party with us. And he showed up, I really didn't think he would, but he wanted to go on a trip with his KIA car for the first time. He hasn't driven that car I don't think that far up ontill then. So he got there about 6pm Saturday night and the parting began again, really began...you see this was the big party for the five days I was spending out there. A lot of people where suppose to show up but really there wasn't too many, but that's okay with me, but here I'm going to go into some negative words toward Snuffy.
Snuffy where should I began? Can you say "DUMB ASS" what the fuck where you thinking? Don't play this "I don't remember shit" with me, everybody remembers no matter how fucked up drunk they get.
Here if you want to not remember I'll remind you of the events of that night: (this is where you should have been to read the events)
Hope you read it Snuffy I only posted it for 1/2 of a day now it's 10:30 and I took it off, if not well maybe it's best you don't remember or something
Chow for now
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